Rennek of the Old Ways! Defender of all that is just and rad! Dodgeball CHAMP!
Johnny Rage! Golden gloves champ, third grade teacher! Slasher and mauler of those who do not so good things!
Soldier of the Escalian combine! One of the aforementioned creatures who do not so good things!
The Foul One! HE HAS SCABS!
Paul Reno! Arch nemesis and rival to Johnny Rage! WITH POWERS AND SKILLS COMPARABLE TO THOSE OF JOHNNY RAGE!
John Doe! THAT MEANS WE DON'T KNOW HE NAME! He had a mishap, so he's angry about it!
Hector Huitzil, luchador and terorista, head of the Mexican underworld! Conan O'Brien on the left!
Mateo Velasco, AKA El Serpiente! He's rad, TRUST ME!
Behold, Keopu! Disciple of the encroaching darkness!
Django Kill, El Fantasma!
So, I'm sure you've had your reccomended daily allowance of exclamation points, so I leave you with no more.
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I lied.
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Twice.
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